Hey I'm Alyssa-Brooke, I'm 19 and I live in a small town north of Toronto. This blog is occasionally NSFW. Browse at your own risk. Chubby and confident. Very sarcastic. Will call you out on your shit. Making out, tattoos, piercings, boy butts and beards. Cheesy pick up lines are my bread and butter. Part time mermaid full time bad ass. If you follow me I'll check out your blog.