"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
- Vodka thoughts #1  (via dirtyberd)

(via mockingfire)


but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

(via maliksystem)


I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did


I feel you, little duck

(via shakeaway-thedarkerdays)

"Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him."
- Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via thatmakeseight)

(Source: arguementative, via silver--daisies)